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Luxuriously nourishing. Ridiculously fun. Unapologetically Careyosity™.
This isn’t just “beard oil.” This is all-hair, all-purpose, daily confidence in a bottle.
Our Careyosity Apothecarey Premium Hair & Beard Oils are handcrafted to condition beards, scalp hair, dry ends, curls, coarse hair, and everything in between. The goal is simple: softness, shine, and healthy-looking hair—without feeling greasy or heavy.
And now? We upgraded the base to make it even better.
We rebuilt our formula to be nut-free, coconut-free, and vegan, while still delivering that “high-end silky” feel you expect from premium hair products.
Grab 2 bottles – $28 total (save $2)
Grab 3 bottles – $40 total (save $5)
Grab 4 bottles – $52 total (save $8)
Grab 5 bottles – $60 total (get 1 completely FREE — save $15)
Mix and match any scents. No code needed. Order total is before applicable taxes.
Each bottle is 30 mL (1 oz) in UV-protective amber glass.
Basic Beard – Pumpkin pie · Coffee cake · Caramel corn · Vanilla
Smells like a cozy fall bakery—because yes, your beard deserves dessert energy.
Fate’s Desire – Sweet tobacco · Bay rum · Cotton candy
Bold swagger with a sugar-dusted twist.
Georgia Peach – Peaches & cream · Apricot
Bright, creamy, and dangerously smooth.
Hide ’N’ Teak – Teakwood · Leather
Woodsy, worn-in, and rugged—in the best way.
Lumberjack Smack – Cedar · Bay rum · Sweet tobacco
Fresh-cut cedar with a sweet tobacco finish. Tough. Clean. Classic.
Mint Condition – Peanut butter · Vanilla · Chocolate mint
Fresh and smooth with a weirdly-perfect dessert vibe.
Minty McBeardface – Chocolate mint · Orangesicle
Fun, loud, and ridiculously good.
Mobb Lounge – Sweet tobacco · Fuji apple
Crisp apple bite with smooth tobacco depth.
Muffin’ But Pumpkin – Pumpkin pie · Cupcake
Warm pumpkin cupcake goodness—fall comfort in a bottle.
S’mint Happens – S’mores · Chocolate mint
Campfire treat meets cool mint. Beard meets bonfire.
Scent Siren – Sweet tobacco · Amber · Vanilla
Warm, smooth, and hard to ignore.
Wood You Be Mine – Rose · Sandalwood
Soft romance on a warm wood base—clean, classy, and addictive.
Unscented – No fragrance
All the benefits, none of the scent—perfect for sensitive noses or layering.
We use a premium, lightweight blend designed for slip, shine, and long-lasting freshness:
Golden Jojoba Oil
A “skin-twin” oil that helps balance dryness without feeling greasy. Great for beard softness and scalp comfort.
Meadowfoam Seed Oil
A moisture-locking powerhouse known for exceptional oxidative stability—helps keep the blend feeling fresh and silky.
Abyssinian Oil
Our “silk & slip” performance oil. Adds smoothness and shine, helps tame frizz, and gives that high-end finish.
Vitamin E (Tocopherol)
Antioxidant support that helps extend shelf life and supports healthy-looking hair and skin.
Skin-Safe Fragrance Oils (in scented versions)
Phthalate-free, crafted to smell incredible, and designed for cosmetic use.
Beard: 3–6 drops, rub into palms, work through beard and down to the skin.
Hair ends: 2–5 drops on damp or dry ends to reduce frizz and add shine.
Scalp: 2–4 drops to targeted dry areas, massage gently.
A little goes a long way.
For external use only. Discontinue use if irritation occurs. Avoid eyes and sensitive areas. Always check ingredients for sensitivities.
Store in a cool, dry place out of direct sunlight. Best used within 12 months of purchase.
Due to the personal nature of body care items, returns are not accepted. If your order arrives damaged or incorrect, contact us within 5 days and we’ll make it right.
By purchasing and using Careyosity™ products, you accept that we are not responsible for allergic reactions, misuse, or improper storage. These products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any medical condition.
✅ By completing your purchase, you confirm you have read, understood, and agreed to these terms.
By adding this item to your cart, you acknowledge and agree to our product terms (located at the end of the product description).
Luxuriously nourishing. Ridiculously fun. Unapologetically Careyosity™.
This isn’t just “beard oil.” This is all-hair, all-purpose, daily confidence in a bottle.
Our Careyosity Apothecarey Premium Hair & Beard Oils are handcrafted to condition beards, scalp hair, dry ends, curls, coarse hair, and everything in between. The goal is simple: softness, shine, and healthy-looking hair—without feeling greasy or heavy.
And now? We upgraded the base to make it even better.
We rebuilt our formula to be nut-free, coconut-free, and vegan, while still delivering that “high-end silky” feel you expect from premium hair products.
Grab 2 bottles – $28 total (save $2)
Grab 3 bottles – $40 total (save $5)
Grab 4 bottles – $52 total (save $8)
Grab 5 bottles – $60 total (get 1 completely FREE — save $15)
Mix and match any scents. No code needed. Order total is before applicable taxes.
Each bottle is 30 mL (1 oz) in UV-protective amber glass.
Basic Beard – Pumpkin pie · Coffee cake · Caramel corn · Vanilla
Smells like a cozy fall bakery—because yes, your beard deserves dessert energy.
Fate’s Desire – Sweet tobacco · Bay rum · Cotton candy
Bold swagger with a sugar-dusted twist.
Georgia Peach – Peaches & cream · Apricot
Bright, creamy, and dangerously smooth.
Hide ’N’ Teak – Teakwood · Leather
Woodsy, worn-in, and rugged—in the best way.
Lumberjack Smack – Cedar · Bay rum · Sweet tobacco
Fresh-cut cedar with a sweet tobacco finish. Tough. Clean. Classic.
Mint Condition – Peanut butter · Vanilla · Chocolate mint
Fresh and smooth with a weirdly-perfect dessert vibe.
Minty McBeardface – Chocolate mint · Orangesicle
Fun, loud, and ridiculously good.
Mobb Lounge – Sweet tobacco · Fuji apple
Crisp apple bite with smooth tobacco depth.
Muffin’ But Pumpkin – Pumpkin pie · Cupcake
Warm pumpkin cupcake goodness—fall comfort in a bottle.
S’mint Happens – S’mores · Chocolate mint
Campfire treat meets cool mint. Beard meets bonfire.
Scent Siren – Sweet tobacco · Amber · Vanilla
Warm, smooth, and hard to ignore.
Wood You Be Mine – Rose · Sandalwood
Soft romance on a warm wood base—clean, classy, and addictive.
Unscented – No fragrance
All the benefits, none of the scent—perfect for sensitive noses or layering.
We use a premium, lightweight blend designed for slip, shine, and long-lasting freshness:
Golden Jojoba Oil
A “skin-twin” oil that helps balance dryness without feeling greasy. Great for beard softness and scalp comfort.
Meadowfoam Seed Oil
A moisture-locking powerhouse known for exceptional oxidative stability—helps keep the blend feeling fresh and silky.
Abyssinian Oil
Our “silk & slip” performance oil. Adds smoothness and shine, helps tame frizz, and gives that high-end finish.
Vitamin E (Tocopherol)
Antioxidant support that helps extend shelf life and supports healthy-looking hair and skin.
Skin-Safe Fragrance Oils (in scented versions)
Phthalate-free, crafted to smell incredible, and designed for cosmetic use.
Beard: 3–6 drops, rub into palms, work through beard and down to the skin.
Hair ends: 2–5 drops on damp or dry ends to reduce frizz and add shine.
Scalp: 2–4 drops to targeted dry areas, massage gently.
A little goes a long way.
For external use only. Discontinue use if irritation occurs. Avoid eyes and sensitive areas. Always check ingredients for sensitivities.
Store in a cool, dry place out of direct sunlight. Best used within 12 months of purchase.
Due to the personal nature of body care items, returns are not accepted. If your order arrives damaged or incorrect, contact us within 5 days and we’ll make it right.
By purchasing and using Careyosity™ products, you accept that we are not responsible for allergic reactions, misuse, or improper storage. These products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any medical condition.
✅ By completing your purchase, you confirm you have read, understood, and agreed to these terms.
