Premium Oils for Soft, Healthy, Well-Groomed Beards and hair
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Careyosity™ Apothecarey™ Premium Hair & Beard Oil
Luxuriously nourishing. Ridiculously fun. Unapologetically Careyosity™.
Our premium handcrafted oils — part of the Careyosity Apothecarey line — are designed to nourish and condition not just your beard, but all hair types. From coarse beards to dry ends to strands that need a little extra love, our oils deliver hydration, shine, and softness with a whole lot of personality.
💰 Bundle & Save – Discounts Apply Automatically at Checkout:
Grab 2 bottles – save $2 off your order
Grab 3 bottles – save $5 off your order
Grab 4 bottles – save $8 off your order
Grab 5 bottles – get 1 completely FREE ($15 off your order!)
Mix and match any scents. No code needed. Order total is before applicable taxes.
🌿 Signature Scents
Each 30ml amber glass bottle is infused with bold, unforgettable fragrance blends:
Basic Beard – Pumpkin pie · Coffee cake · Caramel corn · Vanilla
Smells like a coffee shop in October — because yes, you're still a little basic… and we love you for it.Fate’s Desire – Sweet tobacco · Bay rum · Cotton candy
Sugar-dusted swagger with a dark twist. Irresistibly bold.Georgia Peach – Peaches & cream · Apricot
The South called — it’s dripping with charm and smelling like sunshine.Hide 'N' Teak – Teakwood · Leather
Woodsy. Worn-in. Wild. Like a backwoods bookshop on wheels.Lumberjack Smack – Cedar · Bay rum · Sweet tobacco
This one chops wood, grows a beard, and smells better than your ex.Mint Condition – Peanut butter · Vanilla · Chocolate mint
A total collectible: fresh, creamy, and fresh off the showroom floor.Minty McBeardface – Chocolate mint · Orangesicle
Like dessert with a punchline. Outrageous and refreshingly awesome.Mobb Lounge – Sweet tobacco · Fuji apple
Crisp, smooth, and full of boss energy.Muffin’ But Pumpkin – Pumpkin pie · Cupcake
Fall favorite. Warm hugs. Baked goods on standby.Scent Siren – Sweet tobacco · Amber · Vanilla
Soft smoke and sweet seduction. You’ve been warned.S’mint Happens – S’mores · Chocolate mint
A campfire treat with a cool twist. Beard meets bonfire.Wood You Be Mine – Rose · Sandalwood
Warm wood and vintage romance — petals and poetry.Chimera – Pineapple · Plumeria · Vanilla · Sweet tobacco
Tropical with depth — the floral fantasy you didn’t know you needed.Thaleia – Peach · Honeysuckle · Wild rose · Heliotrope
Fresh, flirty, and totally in bloom.Unscented – No fragrance
All of the benefits, none of the scent — perfect for sensitive noses or layering.
🧪 What’s Inside
Careyosity Apothecarey oils are blended with a luxurious, lightweight mix of nourishing oils:
Jojoba Oil – Mimics natural sebum to balance scalp and beard oils
Sweet Almond Oil – Packed with vitamin E and fatty acids to reduce frizz and soften strands
Kukui Nut Oil – Deeply hydrating and great for sensitive or flaky skin
Argan Oil – Repairs, protects, and adds a healthy glow
Fragrance Oils – Skin-safe, phthalate-free, and crafted to make people say, “What is that amazing smell?”
Each bottle is hand-poured, labeled in-house, and sealed in UV-protective amber glass for freshness and potency.
⚠️ Important Information
Intended Use
Unless otherwise specified (like our edible lip scrubs), all products are for external use only. Discontinue use if irritation occurs. Always check the ingredient list for allergens.
Storage & Shelf Life
Keep in a cool, dry place out of direct sunlight. Best used within 12 months of purchase.
Returns & Issues
Due to the personal nature of skincare items, returns are not accepted. But if your order arrives damaged or incorrect, contact us within 5 days and we’ll take care of you.
Use at Your Own Discretion
By purchasing and using Careyosity™ products, you accept that we are not responsible for allergic reactions, misuse, or improper storage. These products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any medical condition.
✅ By completing your purchase, you confirm you have read, understood, and agreed to these terms.
By adding this item to your cart, you acknowledge and agree to our product terms (located at the end of the product description).
Careyosity™ Apothecarey™ Premium Hair & Beard Oil
Luxuriously nourishing. Ridiculously fun. Unapologetically Careyosity™.
Our premium handcrafted oils — part of the Careyosity Apothecarey line — are designed to nourish and condition not just your beard, but all hair types. From coarse beards to dry ends to strands that need a little extra love, our oils deliver hydration, shine, and softness with a whole lot of personality.
💰 Bundle & Save – Discounts Apply Automatically at Checkout:
Grab 2 bottles – save $2 off your order
Grab 3 bottles – save $5 off your order
Grab 4 bottles – save $8 off your order
Grab 5 bottles – get 1 completely FREE ($15 off your order!)
Mix and match any scents. No code needed. Order total is before applicable taxes.
🌿 Signature Scents
Each 30ml amber glass bottle is infused with bold, unforgettable fragrance blends:
Basic Beard – Pumpkin pie · Coffee cake · Caramel corn · Vanilla
Smells like a coffee shop in October — because yes, you're still a little basic… and we love you for it.Fate’s Desire – Sweet tobacco · Bay rum · Cotton candy
Sugar-dusted swagger with a dark twist. Irresistibly bold.Georgia Peach – Peaches & cream · Apricot
The South called — it’s dripping with charm and smelling like sunshine.Hide 'N' Teak – Teakwood · Leather
Woodsy. Worn-in. Wild. Like a backwoods bookshop on wheels.Lumberjack Smack – Cedar · Bay rum · Sweet tobacco
This one chops wood, grows a beard, and smells better than your ex.Mint Condition – Peanut butter · Vanilla · Chocolate mint
A total collectible: fresh, creamy, and fresh off the showroom floor.Minty McBeardface – Chocolate mint · Orangesicle
Like dessert with a punchline. Outrageous and refreshingly awesome.Mobb Lounge – Sweet tobacco · Fuji apple
Crisp, smooth, and full of boss energy.Muffin’ But Pumpkin – Pumpkin pie · Cupcake
Fall favorite. Warm hugs. Baked goods on standby.Scent Siren – Sweet tobacco · Amber · Vanilla
Soft smoke and sweet seduction. You’ve been warned.S’mint Happens – S’mores · Chocolate mint
A campfire treat with a cool twist. Beard meets bonfire.Wood You Be Mine – Rose · Sandalwood
Warm wood and vintage romance — petals and poetry.Chimera – Pineapple · Plumeria · Vanilla · Sweet tobacco
Tropical with depth — the floral fantasy you didn’t know you needed.Thaleia – Peach · Honeysuckle · Wild rose · Heliotrope
Fresh, flirty, and totally in bloom.Unscented – No fragrance
All of the benefits, none of the scent — perfect for sensitive noses or layering.
🧪 What’s Inside
Careyosity Apothecarey oils are blended with a luxurious, lightweight mix of nourishing oils:
Jojoba Oil – Mimics natural sebum to balance scalp and beard oils
Sweet Almond Oil – Packed with vitamin E and fatty acids to reduce frizz and soften strands
Kukui Nut Oil – Deeply hydrating and great for sensitive or flaky skin
Argan Oil – Repairs, protects, and adds a healthy glow
Fragrance Oils – Skin-safe, phthalate-free, and crafted to make people say, “What is that amazing smell?”
Each bottle is hand-poured, labeled in-house, and sealed in UV-protective amber glass for freshness and potency.
⚠️ Important Information
Intended Use
Unless otherwise specified (like our edible lip scrubs), all products are for external use only. Discontinue use if irritation occurs. Always check the ingredient list for allergens.
Storage & Shelf Life
Keep in a cool, dry place out of direct sunlight. Best used within 12 months of purchase.
Returns & Issues
Due to the personal nature of skincare items, returns are not accepted. But if your order arrives damaged or incorrect, contact us within 5 days and we’ll take care of you.
Use at Your Own Discretion
By purchasing and using Careyosity™ products, you accept that we are not responsible for allergic reactions, misuse, or improper storage. These products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any medical condition.
✅ By completing your purchase, you confirm you have read, understood, and agreed to these terms.
By adding this item to your cart, you acknowledge and agree to our product terms (located at the end of the product description).
Careyosity™ Apothecarey™ Premium Hair & Beard Oil
Luxuriously nourishing. Ridiculously fun. Unapologetically Careyosity™.
Our premium handcrafted oils — part of the Careyosity Apothecarey line — are designed to nourish and condition not just your beard, but all hair types. From coarse beards to dry ends to strands that need a little extra love, our oils deliver hydration, shine, and softness with a whole lot of personality.
💰 Bundle & Save – Discounts Apply Automatically at Checkout:
Grab 2 bottles – save $2 off your order
Grab 3 bottles – save $5 off your order
Grab 4 bottles – save $8 off your order
Grab 5 bottles – get 1 completely FREE ($15 off your order!)
Mix and match any scents. No code needed. Order total is before applicable taxes.
🌿 Signature Scents
Each 30ml amber glass bottle is infused with bold, unforgettable fragrance blends:
Basic Beard – Pumpkin pie · Coffee cake · Caramel corn · Vanilla
Smells like a coffee shop in October — because yes, you're still a little basic… and we love you for it.Fate’s Desire – Sweet tobacco · Bay rum · Cotton candy
Sugar-dusted swagger with a dark twist. Irresistibly bold.Georgia Peach – Peaches & cream · Apricot
The South called — it’s dripping with charm and smelling like sunshine.Hide 'N' Teak – Teakwood · Leather
Woodsy. Worn-in. Wild. Like a backwoods bookshop on wheels.Lumberjack Smack – Cedar · Bay rum · Sweet tobacco
This one chops wood, grows a beard, and smells better than your ex.Mint Condition – Peanut butter · Vanilla · Chocolate mint
A total collectible: fresh, creamy, and fresh off the showroom floor.Minty McBeardface – Chocolate mint · Orangesicle
Like dessert with a punchline. Outrageous and refreshingly awesome.Mobb Lounge – Sweet tobacco · Fuji apple
Crisp, smooth, and full of boss energy.Muffin’ But Pumpkin – Pumpkin pie · Cupcake
Fall favorite. Warm hugs. Baked goods on standby.Scent Siren – Sweet tobacco · Amber · Vanilla
Soft smoke and sweet seduction. You’ve been warned.S’mint Happens – S’mores · Chocolate mint
A campfire treat with a cool twist. Beard meets bonfire.Wood You Be Mine – Rose · Sandalwood
Warm wood and vintage romance — petals and poetry.Chimera – Pineapple · Plumeria · Vanilla · Sweet tobacco
Tropical with depth — the floral fantasy you didn’t know you needed.Thaleia – Peach · Honeysuckle · Wild rose · Heliotrope
Fresh, flirty, and totally in bloom.Unscented – No fragrance
All of the benefits, none of the scent — perfect for sensitive noses or layering.
🧪 What’s Inside
Careyosity Apothecarey oils are blended with a luxurious, lightweight mix of nourishing oils:
Jojoba Oil – Mimics natural sebum to balance scalp and beard oils
Sweet Almond Oil – Packed with vitamin E and fatty acids to reduce frizz and soften strands
Kukui Nut Oil – Deeply hydrating and great for sensitive or flaky skin
Argan Oil – Repairs, protects, and adds a healthy glow
Fragrance Oils – Skin-safe, phthalate-free, and crafted to make people say, “What is that amazing smell?”
Each bottle is hand-poured, labeled in-house, and sealed in UV-protective amber glass for freshness and potency.
⚠️ Important Information
Intended Use
Unless otherwise specified (like our edible lip scrubs), all products are for external use only. Discontinue use if irritation occurs. Always check the ingredient list for allergens.
Storage & Shelf Life
Keep in a cool, dry place out of direct sunlight. Best used within 12 months of purchase.
Returns & Issues
Due to the personal nature of skincare items, returns are not accepted. But if your order arrives damaged or incorrect, contact us within 5 days and we’ll take care of you.
Use at Your Own Discretion
By purchasing and using Careyosity™ products, you accept that we are not responsible for allergic reactions, misuse, or improper storage. These products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any medical condition.
✅ By completing your purchase, you confirm you have read, understood, and agreed to these terms.